RANSVESTIA

Grab: Mercy me, Snake, look up there on the twister. It's a Tijuana Taxi with advertisements.

Trans: There is a police car with its flasher parked up on a cloverleaf bridge just ahead.

Snake: For sure, for sure, Grabber, do you think that bear's got a hearing aid?

Trans: The Snake wonders if the policeman has a Citizen Band Radio unit.

Grab: That's a big affirmative Snake. Up here in cheese country all the Smokes got hearing aids.

Trans: The Grabber says that all Highway Patrol cars in Oregon have Citizen Band units.

Snake: C'mon Grabber, do you think they read us and copy?

Trans: The Snake wonders if the Oregon Highway Patrol has been listening to their transmissions and can understand what they are saying.

Grab: Yay, yay, Snake, Smokey reads us for sure, for sure, but doesn't copy. How would Smokey know anything about the Pink Lady and Charm Town. It's all stricly 10-35 as long as Uncle Charles doesn't bug us. You copy?

Trans: The Grabber says that the Oregon Highway Patrol are always listening but they couldn't possibly understand anything about Marilyn or Dream '76 since that is all confidential as long as the Federal Communications Commission pays no attention.

Snake: Ya, yay, Grabber, I copy, but let's tiptoe past that Bear anyhow.

Trans: The Snake is relieved to hear that but wants to go slow past the police anyway just in case.

Grab: For sure, for sure, Snake.

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